Watching a Lifetime movie with my mom…
I’m probably annoying the shit out if her
Me: so that bitch had her daughter stolen. And is obsessed with that woman’s daughter?
Mom: yup
Me: ok
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Me: is she crazy?
Mom: yeah
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Me: IS THAT CRAY BITCH IN THEIR YARD?
Me: DAMMIT SHE’S IN THEIR HOUSE!
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Me: SHIT! That bitch is gonna steal her!
Mom: no she’s not.
Me: I TOLD YOU SO!
…
Me: OH!
Me: gah!!!
Me: OH
Me: that’s not right!



