Finding Ego

zenmister:

If you want to find yourself, you can start by looking for your ego. Your ego is only difficult to find because it is what you use to look for it. If you are looking for your ego, you are seeing it. If you cannot see it, then you are seeing it. You can tell that you are seeing…

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

(via psyfvcked)


frxsslord

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via fuckingtigress)

joeaconite:

Officially OCTOBER! And of course it starts on and with a Wednesday post!

(via fuckingtigress)

bitch-all-up-in-yo-face:

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers


AOOO CUTE

bitch-all-up-in-yo-face:

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

AOOO CUTE

(via nicholeindra)

Felipe Escobar Bravo
cubone
doduo
diglett
ghastly

(Source: ghostofleo, via artisticdistraction)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via death-by-lulz)

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.

(via raeraenjma)

(Source: humblebackbones, via skizzisaboss10)

canabian:

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

AW

canabian:

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

AW

(via justanotherqueerfeminist)

Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.

m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2.  (via efidelity)

(via justanotherqueerfeminist)

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

(via death-by-lulz)

(Source: justuno, via 200020141998)

[Your sister’s name] [Your brother’s name] [Your cousin’s name] [Your sister’s name] [Your name]

African American Parents trying to get a child’s attention. (via blackproverbs)

(via justanotherqueerfeminist)

frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that *****ing majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

(Source: sizvideos, via nevereverbeensosatisfied)